if u don’t get my love for harry potter im sorry but we will neville be friends
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most
mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
If you ever push a pull door, don’t look like a stupid idiot. just push the door off its hinges and walk through like a champion
1. Use your tongue